I'm guessing if you told him everything you've told us, you'd get one of those neat little jackets that make you give yourself a hug and be locked into a room with pillows on the walls until Jean-Luc Picard takes command of the Enterprise.
Sorry to disappoint you Mischa, however no, April through October move as slowly as you want so I can relish baseball Season. Now if this were November through March, I'd be right there with you.
Oh, pipe down , there's tons of baseball season left, the ivy at Wrigley hasn't even turned yet. Once I get my phone, it can slow back down to turtle speed.
The citizenship test of the United States is relatively easy, out of a pool of 100 questions, you are posed with ten random questions and must get six right, in American schools a 60% is an F.