Warmwetandcozy Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 ⬆Belives marshmallows come from mars Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 ^Has never eaten a marshmallow. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 ⬆ Cant make a smore Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 ^Only knows how to make microwave s'mores. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 ⬆ Can't roast a marsmallow over a fire Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 ^Doesn't know what a fire is. Link to comment
TheCormac Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 ^doesn't know what horror is Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Cannot stop thinking to horror fiction. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 ⬆Is secretly attending AA because he can't find batteries Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 ^Wants a hippopotamus for Christmas. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 His blood is green and glows in the dark. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 ^ Chews on his thumb in his sleep. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 ⬆Only drinks goat milk Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 ^ Puked the first time he had a beer, which also happens to be the only alcohol he ever attempted to consume. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Has trained the rats of his cellar to kill the pets of the neighbourhood by feeding them living dog and cat puppies for one month and then adult wild cats for the next month. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 ^ Is an experienced ring leader in a rat circus. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 His mattress has never seen the end of the wet season. Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 ^ Sells cheese on the black market. Link to comment
TheCormac Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 ^sells Piñatas stuffed with bogeys Link to comment
horrorfan Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 ^ Owns a shady business on a back alley that deals in the sale of powdered toenails in baby powder bottles. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 ⬆ is a undercover cop Link to comment
TheCormac Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 ⬆️Is secretly a chihuaha Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Works as ghostwriter for Kim Jong Un. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 ⬆ is secretly the real kim jong un who has to wear diapers because the thought of fire and fury makes him mess his pants Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Is also the diaper provider that serves Kim Jong Un. Link to comment
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