Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆Belives marshmallows come from mars 

[horrorfan]

^Has never eaten a marshmallow. 

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆ Cant make a smore 

[horrorfan]

^Only knows how to make microwave s'mores. 

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆ Can't roast a marsmallow over a fire 

[horrorfan]

^Doesn't know what a fire is.

[TheCormac]

^doesn't know what horror is

[Bonsai]

Cannot stop thinking to horror fiction.

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆Is secretly attending AA because he can't find batteries 

[horrorfan]

^Wants a hippopotamus for Christmas. 

[Bonsai]

His blood is green and glows in the dark.

[horrorfan]

^ Chews on his thumb in his sleep.

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆Only drinks goat milk 

[horrorfan]

^ Puked the first time he had a beer, which also happens to be the only alcohol he ever attempted to consume.

[Bonsai]

Has trained the rats of his cellar to kill the pets of the neighbourhood by feeding them living dog and cat puppies for one month and then adult wild cats for the next month.

[horrorfan]

^ Is an experienced ring leader in a rat circus. 

[Bonsai]

His mattress has never seen the end of the wet season.

[horrorfan]

^ Sells cheese on the black market.

[TheCormac]

^sells Piñatas stuffed with bogeys

[horrorfan]

^ Owns a shady business on a back alley that deals in the sale of powdered toenails in baby powder bottles.

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆ is a undercover cop 

[TheCormac]

⬆️Is secretly a chihuaha

[Bonsai]

Works as ghostwriter for Kim Jong Un. 

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆ is secretly the real kim jong un who has to wear diapers because the thought of fire and fury makes him mess his pants  

[Bonsai]

Is also the diaper provider that serves Kim Jong Un.