The Vending Machine Game

[Eir]

Machine excerts a manager with a machete to enforce the rule.

I insert my poopy pants into the machine.

[Guest babyturtle]

Out pops a diaper that weighs 20lbs dry,its that thick

Inserts my plushie

[Eir]

Machine spits out a stuffed shamu.

I put on the dry 20 lb diaper, I insert my pants into the machine.

[Guest babyturtle]

Spits out a pair of adorable yoga pants

Inserts my Shamu,no want it ,wanteda bear

[underwhere]

Spits out a bear, a live one which is both annoyed and hungry and begins chasing babyturtle around.

Inserts some raw meat, to try and lure the bear back toward the machine.

[Guest babyturtle]

*gets chased and runs his little ass off*

[Eir]

Machine finally spits out a teddy bear.

Inserts deoderant into the machine.

[I M Soaked]

Machine strarts whistling the Old Spice tune and boards a ship to Treasure Island.

[Eir]

The machine takes the mysterious thing that I M soaked inserted, and spits out a question mark cube from Super Mario Kart 64.

I insert three red shells into the machine.

[underwhere]

Spits out pirate from ship.

Inserts canary.

[Eir]

Canary flies in, grabs a lump of gold, and flies out. I keep the gold!

I insert a wrong number collection call into the machine.

[Guest babyturtle]

They come and collect me

I am to far to insert my item

[BabyJune]

Machine spits YOU out and says, "Sorry, please try again."

Inserts pinky finger to see how machine will react.

[Guest babyturtle]

*cries because the machine hates me*

[Eir]

The hatred turtle inserted into the machine spits out Darth Maul.

I insert Mace Windu.

[Guest babyturtle]

Out comes a baba of pomegranate juice

Inserts hot wheels car

[Eir]

Machine spits out a shrinking machine and anubis drone armor.

I hop into the hotwheels toy, and drive off into the sunset. I insert a gps into the machine.

[Valisia]

spits out cardboard box

inserts brain

crawls into cardboard box and gets lost....

[Eir]

Machine spits out Einstein

Inserts atomic bomb into the machine.

[Guest babyturtle]

Out comes a baby b51 that dropped Little Boy

Inserts my plushie,the black bear