Corrupt-a-wish

[DIAPERPHANTOM]

I wish for a cage to my pet bat

Granted, your pet bat is eaten by Nicolas Cage in his next movie...

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow!

[DiaperBoyKR]

Granted, you don't have to work tomorrow. You have received a notice from work that your job has been transfered to Abu Dhabi, and you have 48 hours to make the arrangments to move. At your own expense.

I wish I had a better computer.

[Juliabam]

Granted, you don't have to work tomorrow. You have received a notice from work that your job has been transfered to Abu Dhabi, and you have 48 hours to make the arrangments to move. At your own expense.

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted unfortunately you don't know the login password!

I wish for a new non eaten non vampiric caged pet bat.

[maly]

^Granted. There are now millions of people around the globe out of work and due to the law outlawing any involvment with weapons all the nuclear bombs are becoming unstable and the world is about to become a dust ball.

I wish i understood what women really wanted me to say when they ask me a question!

[babyvr6]

^Granted. There are now millions of people around the globe out of work and due to the law outlawing any involvment with weapons all the nuclear bombs are becoming unstable and the world is about to become a dust ball.

I wish i understood what women really wanted me to say when they ask me a question!

Granted you can now tell what woman want you to say but you now have to spend the rest of your life in a room full of ditsy cheerlearders and not good looking ones.

I wish I had a better job

[Guest refridginator]

Granted, but now you job consumes you and you in effect become a flake.

I wish I was the awesome image of myself in my head.

[singner]

Your wish is granted and you rapidly implode upon yourself, receding to being inside your own head.

I AM CALYPSO, AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL!

I wish to live healthily to the ripe old age of eighty-seven.

[curiositykilledthecat]

Granted you live to age eighty seven but die moments after winning the publisher's clearing house.

I wish I had a castle in the sky(props for whomever gets this)

[diaprbayb]

Granted

but its hard to keep your feet on the ground.

I wish diapers were handed out for free.

[PArms]

Get your diapers. Free Diapers over here.

Remember to claim them on your income tax return. The taxes are outrageous.

I wish everyone would stop taking my pens and pencils at work.

[singner]

Granted, but now people just keep taking your stapler.

I wish for the coolest facial hair ever conceived.

[DiaperBoyKR]

Granted, but when you look in the mirror, you are permanently blinded by the sheer awesomeness.

I wish I could speak 5 languages.

[bigbabbyblue75]

Granted... But there all dead languages so now you cant talk to anyone or hold down a job.

I wish every one had to wear diapers

[bigbabbyblue75]

Granted but as your about to take a bit your hit by a truck and a crow steal it off the ground as there doing CPR on you.

I wish gas was sill 99 cents a gol.

[Juliabam]

Granted but as your about to take a bit your hit by a truck and a crow steal it off the ground as there doing CPR on you.

I wish gas was sill 99 cents a gol.

Granted, gas is now 99cents a gol. unfortunately noone knows how to define a "gol" so you end up paying more the 10 times as much pr gallon as you did before the price changed!

I wish for a new livable non eaten non vampiric caged pet bat

[maly]

Granted. But somone swapped the cherries for deadly night shade.

I wish i could win the lottary.

[Juliabam]

Granted. But somone swapped the cherries for deadly night shade.

I wish i could win the lottary.

Granted, you now could win the lottery, unfortunately you forgot to buy a ticket the day you could win!!!

I wish that pee ple would let me just enjoy my pet bat instead of always trying to kill it in this game!

[maly]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a lovely pet bat however you catch a disease off it and your arms fall of!

I wish i had bought the winning ticket.

[babyvr6]

Granted you bought the winning lottery ticket, but so did 349,999,999 other people. So you get your fair share of the $350million jackpot. Here's your one dollar.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[DiaperBoyKR]

Granted, but you have no control over it, so you end up randomly smashing everyone and everything around you.

I wish I had more books to read.

[bigbabbyblue75]

Granted... But as your picking you first book to read they all fall off the shelf on top of you, killing you.

I wish i had a new car.

[underwhere]

Granted! Some nice person who has been collecting books for years and finally needs to get rid of them because they were consuming a very large portion of their living space rented a dump truck, put all of their books into the back, drove the dump truck to your house, and dumps them all over your property. If you are already inside, the books block the doorway so you can't get out. If you are not already inside, the books block the doorway so you can't get in.

I wish I could fly like "Go-go-gadget copter!" and have that work correctly, unlike what happened most times when Inspector Gadget would make requests for objects.

[edit: bigbabbyblue75 beat me, so maybe I should wish for a new wish? ]

[PArms]

underwhere: Granted. Your now share a wish with bigbabbyblue75.

bigbabbyblue75: Granted. Delivery of your factory new car will be 2084.

underwhere will receive his in 2085.

I wish my cat was not afraid of thunderstorms.

[bigbabbyblue75]

Granted.... Then he become all together fearless and start trying to eat you and you have to put him down with the shotgun you keep under you bed. Take you a week to clean up the mess.

I wish for a rockiet ship.

[curiositykilledthecat]

forgot to make a wiash there buddy.

I'll keep it going

I wish people could follow directions