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^ Eats an entire 5 pound bag of candy in one sitting every year just after halloween when candy is on sale for super cheap.  Sometimes also needs a 2 liter of soda to wash it all down.

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^likes to eat a five pound bag of pixie sticks all while downing a 2 liter bottle of mountain dew code red while playing video games.

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Hahahaha! I get it! Because my name's Wannatripbaby! 

^doesn't know how to count to 8 sideways.

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Is that even possible to count sideways

 

^ likes to drink from a wine bottle except it's warm milk

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Ever since I was a little boy I always wanted to be a wino. But then I found out I'm allergic to alcohol. This was the only way I could follow my dreams!

 

^did not shoot the deputy.

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Can't sleep unless he rolls over to the cool side of his web.  Also enjoys insect-based foods.

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Does not pay attention to the words of command, and is terrible at drill.

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^ Went to the power tools cabnet when the fire alarm went off in order to find the "fire drill"

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Excuse me!  I am not an incompetent president with mental disorders.

^ Payed off congress to not impeach trump.

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^ has actually been batman all along!

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^ Has actually been an Imperial stormtrooper all along.

[emoji115]loves licking dirty used q-tips found at seedy motel trash cans while wearing cowboy boots


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Hmmmmm. I posted that twice....... so it’s not a rumor!!!!!



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