Incontinence Euphemisms

[LilDavid]

Does anybody else think that they don't wet/mess their pants? Because I wear diapers I don't wet or mess my pants. I wet.mess my diapers instead. I'd be interesting to know what others think.

[WetDad]

I have accidents - just like the ones on the freeway, but not.

[Baby Brian]

I'm urge incontinent and totally diaper dependent yet I usually don't wet my pants. If fact, a leaky diaper is the only time I wet my pants. I don't like it, but it happens.

[LilDavid]

Brian, I have Spina Bifida. I'm bladder and bowel incontinent. Thanks for your response.

[Guest stephdiapered]

bed wetting duh

[Waddles]

I always have found it funny that they're referred to as "waterproof mattress covers", you know, for when you spill your soda...

[WetDad]

I like the TV adverts that use blue water to show the absorbency of their products.

[willnotwill]

The one that has been going around here is "I laughed so hard, tears ran down my leg."

[BabyJune]

IN continent? North America. That's the continent I'm in.

[whisko]

willnotwill i like that one :-)

all i can think of is when a bedwetter is described as "having a little problem at night"...

[Hookedondiapers]

I don't wet the bed, I wet my diapers while I'm in bed.

[LilDavid]

That's the spirit, Hooked!

[Dill_Pickle]

I told my boss about my gut problem:

Things are well, messy.....

And my boss'es boss told me: "Depends"....

Long, long ago, I had a pair of "Incontinence Pants" from futuro...

And you buy "fitted briefs"...

[Guest stephdiapered]

I told my boss about my gut problem:

Things are well, messy.....

And my boss'es boss told me: "Depends"....

Long, long ago, I had a pair of "Incontinence Pants" from futuro...

And you buy "fitted briefs"...

[rusty pins]

Yeah,

[LilDavid]

LOL, rusty! Some of those I never even thought of! Though since I have little to no

[rusty pins]

LOL, rusty! Some of those I never even thought of! Though since I have little to no

[LilDavid]

*groans at the bad joke* Idioms, gotta love'em, once ya know 'em! Which you do, right?

[Nat]

Yeah,

[Baby Brian]

I often have a hard time too, especially when I'm diapered.