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Star wars is the best.

[Lance Bedwetter]

take him to a tropical island

[Lance Bedwetter]

Okay this post has gone sideways here. It seems a few people are confused about the rules. It is a to z on topic not just random phrases that start with the next letter of the alphabet. Each answer while starting with the next letter needs to be on topic. If the topic was games and you could say

Twister

Uno

Vegas Style blackjack

and so on

Just a reminder the current topic is How to make a monkey love his mother-in-law.

[Juliabam]

Use subliminal messages in his favourite porn movie (hahaah I just saw it for my eyes how it would be...poor stinky!!!)

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Wear her down passionatly.

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Yearning to love is full of pain.

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Always the bachelor, never the groom.

[Juliabam]

Zip his mouth so he cannot complain.

Psst.. remember to find a new subject...

[baby-dandan]

Blindfolded and diapered (actually, that might be a turn-on for most of us. )

[Juliabam]

Cuddled by a stinky monkey

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Bright eyed and filled wif stinky britches..

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Ewwww stinky and smelly.

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Groan and moan when your tummy is full of gas and laxatives.

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Include a soft spanking.

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Kiss him softly and gently.

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Mess with his hair.

[Baby Johnny]

Offer to change his diaper in front of his boss.

[Juliabam]

Use all the toiletpaper and feed him bad shrimps

[Baby Johnny]

Visually mark his butt with your hand.

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Xpose his fetish..

[Juliabam]

What happened to QRST, come people neeed to learn their alphabet song.

Meh

Whip his behind.

Quickly strip him of all his clothes in the Mc.D. family restaurant to check if he's dry

Repair his rubberboat with paperglue and send him out sailing on the ocean

Sit him on your lap and tell him NO in front of his parents

Take a picture of abrera and send him to the tatoo artist with it in his hands and a note that says he must have a copy of it on his behind

[Baby Johnny]

You could put him in a highchair and place his bottle just out of reach.

[Baby Johnny]

Before climbing aboard, guess how many passengers will be on it.

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Count a few and estimate.

[Baby Johnny]

Eagerly talk to people.