Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[barnburner]

^invented the Choco Taco

[eatenbywo1ves]

^has committed a litany of felony offenses for Klondike bars.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^ Is incapable of maintaining eye contact with others.

[eatenbywo1ves]

^ is that one guy who always mouth breathes through a hot mic.

[gb817]

^ Doesn't believe in gravity and is therefore exempt from the laws of physics.

[barnburner]

^follows chickens across roads to find out why the chicken crossed the road, 12 years of this and still no answer.

[gb817]

^ Was created from the combined DNA of Elvis Prestly, Michael Jackson, Frank Sinatra, & each member of the Beatles(excluding Ringo).

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^ Physically assaulted a little person on St. Patrick's stay claiming that they were "holding out" on the location of their pot of gold.

Edited October 14, 2016 by Shotgun Diplomat
Forgot the little ^ doohickey

[eatenbywo1ves]

^currently runs Victoria's most popular glory hole, oddly enough is also its most frequent purveyor.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^ Is in fact Gene Hackman, and his handle reflects his favourite film.

[barnburner]

^Was the inspiration for Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Waterson decided to go with a stuffed tiger instead of a sock with eyes glues on it.

[gb817]

^ Is attempting to create a diapered gang.

[eatenbywo1ves]

^consistently misspells Mr.Wattersons last name.

[gb817]

^ Enjoys Michael Bay movies.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^ Likes Pauly Shore.

[barnburner]

^can quote every entire Tyler Perry movie and tv shows/episodes word for word

[Personalias]

^ Faked their own death....failed at faking it due to playing this game.

[gb817]

^ Is in fact the CEO of the most evil corporation in the United States. Electronic Arts...

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^ Tried to learn how to blacksmith, got hammered instead.

[EnglishGentleman]

Was delighted to be sent to an East European embassy because he'd heard they had lots of pheasants there. Took his best Purdy with him, but was most disappointed to find that all they had there were peasants, and the strict rules of diplomacy didn't allow him to go around taking pot-shots at them. So never mind Age Play not being his bag ... he didn't end up with any bag at all!!!

[eatenbywo1ves]

^only makes internet posts wearing a top hat, mono-cal,all while using a dapper walking cane to type.

[EnglishGentleman]

Taught himself Portugese because he was going on holiday to the Algarve. It was only when he got there and asked for direction to his hotel that he discovered he had omitted to learn the words for "left", "right" and "straight on"

[gb817]

^ Is a delusional, homeless, Jamaican

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^ Thinks its a knife, when it is a spoon.

[barnburner]

^thinks there is no spoon