Shotgun Diplomat Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 ^Was actually eaten by coyotes instead of wolves. Link to comment
barnburner Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 ^trains coyotes to pretend to be wolves that eat people Link to comment
gb817 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 ^ Is currently building a sexbot. The codename for the project is F.I.S.T.O. Link to comment
Personalias Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 ^Is writing a screenplay for "Winnie The Pooh" in which the titular bear is actually referred to as "Winnie" by his friends instead of "Pooh" or "Pooh-Bear". Link to comment
barnburner Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 ^Does great voice impersonations, failed many school years after mimicking his parents voices to get out of going to school many times. You can see him on Jimmy Fallon this Friday night! Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 ^Is a world class ventriloquist despite not having a ventriloquist dummies. Link to comment
gb817 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 ^ Is actually a soviet era cosmonaut adrift in space. Link to comment
barnburner Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 ^thinks cosmonaut is a pretzel made in space Link to comment
gb817 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 ^ Invented Chuck Norris jokes. Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 ^was last seen heading to the ER, something about a round house kick. Link to comment
barnburner Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 ^was last seen heading to the morgue for knowing too much in this case.. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 ^ Would have supported prohibition. Link to comment
gb817 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 ^ Is neither a shotgun nor a diplomat. Link to comment
Personalias Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 ^ Believes the changing sequence from Tom and Jerry's "Baby Puss" is how you're supposed to change a diaper. Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 ^believes Water-world and Postman are cinematic masterpieces. Link to comment
barnburner Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Has a bedroom in his house dedicated to all things Howard The Duck, paid $50,000 for movie collectibles even though everything is only worth maybe $500 Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 ^ Thinks the woods are lovely dark and deep, has no promises to keep, no miles to go and therefore gets to sleep (lucky bastard). Link to comment
gb817 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 ^ Runs a support group for the comatose. Nobody ever shows up. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 ^Likes drinking straight vermouth. Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 ^is, in fact, a meat popsicle. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 ^ Has webbed fingers and toes Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 ^didn't like "Dances with Wolves". Link to comment
BabyJune Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 ^ Dressed up in a hot dog bun costume so he could "roll play." Link to comment
Lovebyt3 Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 ^goes put of their way to secretly trip people on the street. Link to comment
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