Personalias Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Makes his own strawberry jam using his feet. Link to comment
barnburner Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 has been arrested for drunk driving in a power wheels toy car on the interstate Link to comment
Personalias Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Is actually legendary wrestling commentator Jim "Good Ol' J.R." Ross. Link to comment
Personalias Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Wishes he made Michael Cole levels of money. Link to comment
barnburner Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Commentates on every cartoon and tv show he watches the way John Madden does and even uses 1 Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Narrates his own life at all times. Link to comment
gb817 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 ^ Frequently challenges people to sword duels on foggy mornings. Link to comment
Personalias Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 16 hours ago, barnburner said: Commentates on every cartoon and tv show he watches the way John Madden does and even uses 1 Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 ^ Is actually able to accurately predict the weather. Link to comment
Personalias Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Breaks out into "It's Rainin' Men" at even the slightest drizzle. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Plays the 80's classic "Don't you forget about me" at Alzheimer's treatment centres. Link to comment
gb817 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 ^ Makes a living writing dinosaur erotica. Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Is the notorious hacker known in the media as "4chan", also a rumored associate of the leet hacker anon. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 ^Enjoys watching televised matches of darts, can be found also watching paint dry and grass grow. Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 is often mistaken to be an Link to comment
LittleMegan Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 ^is secretly spying for the Panama government. Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 currently owns every missing left sock, that has ever gone missing in the existence of space/time. Link to comment
barnburner Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 ^Enjoys watching paint dry and can identify any brand of paint by how fast or slow it dries. Link to comment
LittleMegan Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 ^likes to watch grass grow and talk to said grass. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Has an irrational dislike of all goldfish. Link to comment
barnburner Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Thinks gummy bears are plotting against him. Link to comment
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