Shotgun Diplomat Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Moonlights as one of those crazy tube men outside car dealerships during sale days. Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 HotWired a car from the car dealership and almost got away with it. Instead got sent to jail for 8 months no bail. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Only eight months? Piece of cake. I have been away much longer than that. But that is besides the point. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 The aforementioned possibly violent embassy, is actually a house elf Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 ^ Has a creepy collection of vintage dolls dressed as celebrities. Link to comment
LittleMegan Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Has a house full of fake paintings. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Enjoys eating McDonalds Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 (Thx) Enjoys crappy takeaways Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Believes that "Catch and Release" fishing is not a total waste of time. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 When it comes to fishing, would rather be a master baiter than be able to cast straight. Link to comment
khesatan Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 sobbed at the premiere of twilight and was heard to remark to his friends, "I wish Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Has been known to accost pedestrians on the strip and lecture them regarding the incorrectness of the location of the Las Link to comment
Abdl1396 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 He was actually born on the moon. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Was actually born in the fictional country of wakanda Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Is the Cannibal Shia LeBeouf Link to comment
Personalias Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Is a professional paintball player Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Does not, in point of fact wear a fedora. Link to comment
barnburner Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Does not signal when changing lanes on the highway. Link to comment
Personalias Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Every article of clothing owned is dry clean only. Link to comment
barnburner Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Is a professional golfer but can only play well during severe thunderstorms Link to comment
cute little kokiri girl Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 like's to make out with stuffed animals Link to comment
Personalias Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Is actually a stuffed animal Link to comment
cute little kokiri girl Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 like's to get spankings Link to comment
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