BabyJune Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Thinks a green light means "be good to the environment." Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Believes in global warming. Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Doesn't believe in global warming. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Single-handedly held back the development of the electric car. Link to comment
Three Rivers Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Secretly spreads fertilizers in other peoples flower beds. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 IS wanted by the law enforcement of several counties for stealing the grease from fast food joints to power his Bio-diesel westfalia. Link to comment
Nyte Kitsune Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 ^still uses the original definition of the word "Gay" - To be happy, and frequently tells people "I'm gay and free today!" and still doesn't realize why he/she's getting weird looks all the time. Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Says that the 'Housing shortage' is just a silly rumor put about by people with nowhere to live. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Is known to his friends as Sir ossis of liver. Link to comment
Maxxy Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Literally ate a bag of dicks once. Like they just found a bag of literal penises and ate them. Raw. It was insane. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Got his face slapped for ordering a tuna taco at Taco Bell. Link to comment
musicaddict Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Owns the world's largest collection of pickled corn. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Enjoys the musical talents of ABBA. Link to comment
musicaddict Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (Actually that one IS true. ) Prefers Nerf guns to Shotguns. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Wonders why people ever become glaziers, that job is such a pane. Link to comment
freswith Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 ^ has been given a part in the next Jurassic Park film - as a thesaurus. Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Played the weis frog in the Bud commercial. Link to comment
RC-db-UK Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 ^best friends with the potty monster Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Is one of the hefalumps and woozles in Whinnie the Pooh. Link to comment
Shawnie Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 ^^ Plays wiff himself while singing the barney theme song Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Speaks the language of the teletubbies, and secretly directs their sinister movements. Link to comment
babyOtaku47 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 ^Got lost at a park will trying to find his lost Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Actually enjoys the taste of Budweiser beer. Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Thinks there are "good tasting" beers out there. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Believes in the Keebler elfs. Link to comment
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