Eir Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 ^ Really was born yesterday. Link to comment
Kodachi96 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Likes to dance in swamps Koda's Phone Link to comment
Kodachi96 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Thinks Arianna Grande is a large soft drink Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 When the disco classic "Do the hustle" comes on, attempts to literally hustle people by using confidence scams. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Thinks "Disco Inferno" was written by an arsonist. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Play the songs "Don't you forget about me" and "You look like someone that I used to know" in the lobby of Alzheimer's clinics. Link to comment
Eir Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 ^ Is really a Somali pirate Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Plays the song "Disco Inferno" at burn survivor support meetings. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Plays "Stayin' Alive" first thing Monday morning at work. Link to comment
Eir Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 ^ Plays One Nation Under a Groove at prayer meetings. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 is a professional spider wrangler. Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Used to be the devil's kinky play pal but broke if off because the devil always listened to the same Stones song on repeat. Link to comment
Eir Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 ^ Is a professional barrel maker. Charges extra for "DK" barrels. Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 likes the idea of "thong" diapers. Link to comment
Eir Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 ^Thinks he is a Teddybear with a stuffed human as a bed buddy. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Thought that they were getting a legitimate taste of Scots cuisine when they went to Mcdonalds. Link to comment
Eir Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 ^ Is a lumberjack who trades furs on weekends. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 ^ Is a lumberjack who trades furs on weekends. (actually that bit is kinda true, I have gone trapping before on my vacation), but more to the point, Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Thinks spoons are used to cut out hearts and eyes. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Is not the Sheriff of Nottingham. Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Moved to Canada after his former job as an agent for Michael Richards stopped paying the bills. Link to comment
Eir Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 ^ Was actually born last weekend, not yesterday. Link to comment
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