freswith Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Was abducted by aliens - but, Link to comment
BabyJune Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Wears green diapers so people will think he's naked. Link to comment
baby boy k Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Is acuallly the president Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Has never eaten a Jawbreaker for fear of high dental bills. Link to comment
Rachel Emily Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 ^Covers one eye when he reads--he figures his reading glasses will last twice as long. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Is going to root for Seattle this Sunday. Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Claims to know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Actually know that "a wood chuck can chuck a cord of wood for a quarter per cord that the wood chuck can chuck wood". Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Sells sea shells, by the sea shore. Link to comment
BabyRin Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Runs a rival seashell buisiness to Baby Brian Link to comment
Kodachi96 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Works under baby brian. Koda's Phone Link to comment
freswith Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 ^ Used to play the triangle in the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band. Link to comment
Kodachi96 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Find himself without frog legs. Koda's Phone Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Believes pest control companies make little saddles and halters for rats, etc. Link to comment
Kodachi96 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Makes cockroach sandwiches. Koda's Phone Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Enjoys eating the aforementioned cockroach sandwiches. Link to comment
Eir Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 ^ Has a crush on Jar Jar Binks. Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Thinks Kia Rio is an intestinal ailment Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Has a pet Shih Tsu so he can get away with using a "bad word." Link to comment
Eir Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 ^ Loves ordering pizzas shitaki mushrooms so he can "swear." Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Believes everything is bigger in Texas Link to comment
Eir Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Is descended from draft dodgers. Link to comment
Kodachi96 Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Likes sending money to the draft dodgers. Koda's Phone Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Is a long-hair peace-nik hippie. Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Leaves a single unworn boot in the back window of his car as a subtle sign of national pride Link to comment
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