Bad Jokes

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

[feralfreak]

what do you get when you see a naked smurf? a blue moon

a truck driver delivering animals to a zoo has an accident and has to call the zoo the people at the zoo ask him how bad it is and he says "well I've got good gnu's and bad gnu's"

Three Irishmen are in a pub sitting at a table with a big window facing a brothel across the street. A Rabbi walks up and goes in and the first Irishman says "would you look at the hypocrite!". The other two Irishmen say "aye". then a minister

[dlsmd]

More books to read:

Rusty bed springs by: I.P.Nightly

Brown spots on the wall by: Hu Fung Pu

<i think this author had a name change>

Yellow river around the old oak tree by: I.P.Freely

Yellow river around the old oak tree by: I.P.Daily

Run to the out-house by: Willey Makitt, Illustrated by Betty Whont

[rusty pins]

Don't forget "I fell off the Mountian" by Eileen Dover

[rusty pins]

A traveling priest has to spend the night in a cheap motel and is sounding kind of dubious to the clerk about the place.

"We have cable TV", the clerk says.

[dlover49]

Overheard in a bar:

Q: How do you make a screwdriver?

A: Vodka and OJ.

Q: How do you make a Phillips Screwdriver?

A: Vodka and milk of magnesia.

[windelman500]

A chronic masturbator is seeing a psychiatrist, and the psychiatrist tells him "you really need to stop masturbating", the client asks him why, and the psychiatrist says "it's upsetting the other patients in the waiting room".

[feralfreak]

in russia, do you chase zombies?

[kellysbaby]

Is it possible for a morbidly obese person to go skinny dipping?

It's called chunky dunking.

[BabyJune]

Q: How do you make an elephant fly?

[rusty pins]

Old one

[Born Yesterday]

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mosquito?

A: Elephant * Mosquito * Sin( Theta )

[Guest]

What's the definition of mutual trust? 2 cannibals doing the 69

[dlover49]

Masochist to sadist: "Beat me, beat me!"

Sadist to masochist: "No!"

[feralfreak]

where do you find a one legged dog? where ever the fuck you left it!

[diaperguy85]

a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. the bartender asks "what the hell is up with that?". the pirate shrugs and replies "yar... i don't know, but it's driving me nuts!!"

[rusty pins]

3 guys in a bar were bragging who had the longest dick.

[rusty pins]

A guy had a blind date and decided the best place to take her would be the local carnival.

[Kodachi96]

What is the longest word in the English language?

[blitz1027]

What did the elephant say to the naked man? It's cute but can you really breathe through that?

[nappy_on]

A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. He asks the bartender for a pint of beer, and a half for Tiny, pointing at the newt. The bartender asks the guy why the newt called Tiny. The guy says... "Well, he's my newt!"

[engr_boy]

What do a gyno and a pizza boy have in common? They both smell it all day but neither gets to eat it

[wearer24/7]

what do you call a nun on a radiator ? sister matic.

what do you call a woman who sets fire to her utility bills? burn a debt.

[feralfreak]

while at the store with my mom i saw a package of baby carrots with a brand name of peter rabbit, i said "i guess he wont be stealing carrots any more", she said "yeah now they steal from him", and without missing a beat i said "yeah and hes 'HOPPING MAD' about it"

[rusty pins]

I was in the grocery store by the vegetables and needed onions and things for some soup I was making.