freswith Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Gets back an inflatable Dalai Llama knockabout punchbag. Inserts record of Rolf Harris singing "Two Little Boys". Link to comment
ajc2000 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Get back a wooden horse (if my memory of the song is correct) Insert a £1 coin (lol, see what I can buy with that) Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Gets a pint of Guiness (after all a pint's a pound the world around ) Inserts dart which fell into the pint during my turn at the match Bettypooh Link to comment
freswith Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Gets back heat-seeking missile which chases him round the room. Jumps into machine to save himself. Link to comment
Guest MunchKitten Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Gets a soiled nappy. Inserts Commercial Law homework. Link to comment
freswith Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Receives a copy of The Oxford Book of Masturbation Techniques - in Braille Puts in a hand grenade Link to comment
Juliabam Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Receives a copy of The Oxford Book of Masturbation Techniques - in Braille Puts in a hand grenade Gets back a piece of freswiths arm..didn't you know you were supposed to run when you activated explosives ??? inserts piece of freswiths arm, freswith, and a bottle of glue! Link to comment
freswith Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Gets back reconstitued Freswith - who knows that you shouldn't run after activating explosives - you WALK so you won't trip up and twist your ankle. Inserts Osama Bin Liner Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Gets back a heap of trash with kidney problems Inserts a used grenade pin (and remembers to hurl grenade) Bettypooh Link to comment
freswith Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Angry machine emits intense burst of Gamma radiation and fries Bettypooh to a crisp. Inserts indigestion tablet Link to comment
Juliabam Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Angry machine emits intense burst of Gamma radiation and fries Bettypooh to a crisp. Inserts indigestion tablet Machine returns a burst of intense fire from the gas it let out, burning freswith to a fancy crispy french dish. Inserts mustard! Link to comment
freswith Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Machine returns a perfect Steak Diane with all the trimmings. Julia obviously has a way with things mechanical - as you would expect from the Dalek Queen. Inserts bottle of a decent Merlot. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 gets back a hundred-year-old bottle of Austraillian Shiraz inserts used corkscrew Link to comment
BabyJune Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Gets back the phone number for an Irish prostitute (Cork is a county in Ireland, in case you wondered) Inserts a celtic symbol. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Gets back the phone number for an Irish prostitute (Cork is a county in Ireland, in case you wondered) Inserts a celtic symbol. babyjune gets back an ancient tombstone, but it fell over her foot disabling her for the following 5 weeks while the broken foot heals. Inserts marmelade hoping it will jam the defective machine, so no others will be hurt! Link to comment
freswith Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Gets back Marie Antoinette Insert my head Link to comment
Juliabam Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Gets back Marie Antoinette Insert my head Gets back broken mirror, and a copy of The ugly duckling in a rap musical edition, with a note saying please ribbit Inserts mp3 file of ripped musical... Link to comment
freswith Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Inspector Javert leaps out and arrests Juliabam for copyright infringement of "Les Miserables". Inserts the key to the handcuffs. Link to comment
subbaby Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 get a hot female cop who cuffs and diapers me and forces me to wet myself inserts my wet diaper before she puts me in a new one and takes me to a prison with a bunch of other guys and makes me go in the shower wearing only my diaper (yikes) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 get a hot female cop who cuffs and diapers me and forces me to wet myself inserts my wet diaper before she puts me in a new one and takes me to a prison with a bunch of other guys and makes me go in the shower wearing only my diaper (yikes) Vending machine shoots the used nappy back in subbabys head together with a hand written note saying "This is not a wastebin young man!" Inserts old typewriter.. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Vending machine shoots the used nappy back in subbabys head together with a hand written note saying "This is not a wastebin young man!" Inserts old typewriter.. Gets back a Cray Super-computer (sure beats just any old word processor!) *Inserts power bill for $266,452.87 after using the new Cray rewriting every book ever printed* Bettypooh Link to comment
freswith Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Gets back a tragedy in five acts, written in iambic pentameter, and telling the dreadful story of Bettypooh and the Cray. Nasty ending. Very nasty. Inserts tear-soaked handkerchief. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Gets back a tragedy in five acts, written in iambic pentameter, and telling the dreadful story of Bettypooh and the Cray. Nasty ending. Very nasty. At least it wasn't a drama about Pythagoras written as Haiku Inserts tear-soaked handkerchief. Gets half a box of paisley-patterned Kleenex *Inserts huge red Fabulon daisy* Bettypooh Link to comment
babyterry Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 inserts clean diaper gets a daddy in landrover Link to comment
freswith Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Inserts Melville's "Moby Dick" Gets back sharpened harpoon, point first. Damnedd Whale! 1 Link to comment
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