O dear diaper gods! Bestow upon your humble servant a mummy of ample age, so that she may know love and soft padding betwixt her thighs. O diaper gods, let my pleas nay be muffled by a binky, but sung to your ears and never forgotten, like the C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song. Let her name be melodic, like the sublime rhymes of Raffi and may Blue always find her clues. O diaper gods, deliver onto me the fairest of mummies. In Pampers name I pray. Amen.
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Binkies for the binky god! Diapers for the diaper throne!