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Playing with girls toys was ok by me. My cousin had a toy stove and she used to cook me food .The set came with plastic food steaks porkchops fried eggs. She let me store my crawdads in the oven.we thought they were mini lobsters and my mom was mad when she found them in my room. I played tea party with her.The best part was she had betty Crocker easy bake oven she made me brownies.Then I got snoopy snow cone machine for my birthday.I made her snowcones.I had fun with girl toys.

I have mine up on a shelf where I can enjoy Them. I still have one from when I was.six yrs old. Milkey the cow. She is a plastic dairy cow.She drinks milk from a trough you pump her tail to make her drink When she is done she lifts her head and mooooos. She has rubber utters and you can milk her into a little plastic pail. Milkey is35 yrs old. She has been through everything with me and I still have her.

He man/ masters of the universe.

I luv it. I really enjoyed myself talking about the toys and games portion. It made me remember how much fun I used to have with just my imagination and and not much money.

Toy guns.Swords.Once I saw Star Wars it was over . We played star wars all the time. We still played army,cops and robbers. We took plastic hangers snapped off the hooked part used that and rubberbands to make a bow used straws and light bright pegs for arrows.I used to play ninja to that one I took popsicle sticks and rubberbands wind them up and throw them at each other.When they hit they would explode it made a cool sound too. Then When I saw Bruce Lee I wanted to have nun chucks like him. So I cut my moms broom and used nails and rope.I though I was cool til one end split off and hit me in the face. I played Another game called chicken. We would hang on the monkey bars facing each other and kick each other till some body got knocked off.I was chicken champion of the play ground. I'm a small guy when Iwas young I got teased about it.Until we invented chicken. I was small but I was stubborn and I could take a beating. Then one day a fat kid came to the playground. He challenged me to chicken.So I took him on.We got into it. Kids were cheering,Rocco!Rocco! Then we fell. The fat kid fell on top of me .Face first.I knocked out my front teeth.After that I was no longer chicken champion. I never got teased after that Other kids respected my chicken fighting skills. When I knocked out my teeth and stood up they all thought it was awesome. My mother fainted when she saw my face at that point they realized my nose was broken My mom took me to the hospital they some how saved my teeth and my nose. I kicked the doctor when he tried to touch my mouth.So the strapped me down to stitch me up.When my father came to pick us up.He brought my Luke Skywalker mask to put on for the ride home.My dad was so proud when he saw how big the other kid was. my mother was mad for him egging me on.I had stitches more than once couple of broken bones.What can I say. I'm 100% boy.That's just what boys do.

Definitely Conan the barbarian.When I was a kid I was fascinated by all the muscles. When I met my wife. She was a certified personal trainer,yoga instructor and body builder. Not some big steroid monster. She was Ms. Fintness in Japan twice and placed in other competitions. When I went to her apartment the first time.She showed me her trophies pictures.Then she pulled out some bodybuilding magazines.There she was in the magazines from the Ms.japan competition. She was telling the truth. I was holding the magazine. I looked up at her and thought. Lady Conan.... Wow! We have been happily married for12 years.

I put a condom on a banana once. It felt nice and hard goin in.When you squeeze down on it a clumpy consistencyhappens feels really good coming out. Especially if you pull it out at just the right time.

So one time got one of those enema kits with the pink bag. I wanted to do a race withe the enema bag.So I wanted to see if I could give myself a full shave before I filled up and released. When I say full shave I mean wash face,hot towel,cream, shave usually twice.I'm Little monkey so it is never smooth without two shaves.Then rinse,hot towel then aftershave good o'l brut just like our dads wore.So the race was on. I opened it up half way and begun. Needless to say I only made it to the first shave. I was kind of getting anxious after I was full. By this time I had Knicks shaving cream and some water on the floor a couple of Knicks. Well the cramps got the best of me and surrendered.

I did it in public for the first time yesterday.I just kept staring into my phone trying to look like I was reading a text. Then when I went out to my car I acted like I was checking my tires. This way crouched down I could tell how soaked they were.This gave me a great measure of how filled they were.It worked great. Then off to the next store I went.

Your right I shouldn't be ashamed. Plus I'm getting exhausted scouting out and covering up my baby powder tracks.

2 pairs of teena I like the bulky feeling of two. Also I Haven't tried that many brands. I got a 40 Pk for$3.99.They had another pk.I was to embarrassed to go to the register with 2giant pks now I totally regret it. They are great for lounging around the house. I'm not sure about how well they work yet.

Oh. WoW! I'm so glad I put it out there.I am fairly new at this. Really to talk about it is big for me. What a great idea. I am so grateful for all the advice. Especially for everyone taking time to give me positive words of wisdom. I am hopeful for the future.

Dude! That is an awesome idea. I never ever thought of that. It's on now. I'm gonna get some gear now. Thanx.

Thanks. Yesterday I was wishing I could diaper her. Kinda like I would be spoiling her or something.She found one once and we never talked about it.So I stopped for a while.The funny thing is.She loves baby wipes.I have to buy them by the case for her. She claims it's better for your hands than hand sanitizer.Wouldn't it be funny if we were hiding the same thing from each other. I'm getting close though. Thanks for taking a free moment for me.

Cool. Thanks.I'm new so I was just looking for some advice. I am still shy to buy them. So I have to get in get out.This way I don't lose the nerve.I can't buy online as my wife will see it on the credit card bill. This is my secret anyway. I guess that's part of the appeal.I know many people say the same.