WetParts

Over the years, I have had many "toilet" dreams. Usually, it is a situation where I am needing to pee, but the toilet is occupied by cleaning staff of the opposite sex, so I don't feel that I can go in there, or the window in the bathroom doesn't have a curtain and there are people standing outside the window, and many other situations where I really need to pee, but something is preventing it. This has happened so many times, in fact, that my subconscious dream wakes me up and I end up using the bathroom. Hopefully, one night I will get over my shyness in the dream and simply wet the bed. When that happens, I may have to start wearing protection.

I have had many toilette dreams. Usually I can't find one and when I do it is being cleaned and I can't use it. This has happened so often that now when such a dream starts, I recognize it as a dream and that I need to get up to use the bathroom. The "Needing to Pee" dream wakes me. It's a real Bummer!

What I sing is, "He's got the whole world, in his hands..."

Ok, ok, here's the joke - you tell someone that some percentage of people play with themselves in the shower and the rest sing in the show. Do you know what song they sing? They usually reply "I don't know" or "Tell me" and you just laugh at them because they just told what group they are in - (the play with themselves group.) So all you people who made up answers must be in the other group who sing in the shower.

no that wasn't the song.

I just heard that 92.7% of people play with themselves in the shower, and the other 7.3% sing in the shower. Do you want to know what song they sing?

About the 90% of men who masturbate. There were statistics posted that 93% of men masturbate in the shower, and 7% sing when they are in the shower. Do you know what song they sing?

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but I still don't know how they got in the light bulb!

The instant wetting file is an interesting one.

Sleep like a baby?

The best dream that I ever had happened a few years ago when my wife was visiting her sister a few hours drive from where we live. I don't remember much about the evening alone, or changing my bedtime routine, but I remember dreaming that I was making love to my wife while she was sleeping. I didn't want to move too much and wake her, but I remember wanting to cum so bad in my dream that it seemed that we were really making love. As it happened, I felt that I was beginning to cum in slow motion. Slowly one squirt, and then after a bit a second squirt. This went on and I remember thinking in my dream after the sixth or seventh squirt that I had never cum so much. This continued until I was no longer keeping track of the number of squirts in this incredible orgasm and I could feel moisture and thought that I must have flooded my wife with come or that she had a major orgasm as well. I tried to talk to her an her myself say, "Mmmmllllfff." In other words, I was still asleep trying to talk but no words came out. That woke me up and I checked to see if my wife was on her side of the bed. She was not. Who then was I making love to? I reached underneath me ad discovered that I and the bed were totally soaked. Fortunately, there was mattress protection on the bed. I was able to flip the blankets off me and onto the other side of the bed and then I made the mistake of rolling over onto my back. Exposed to the air, my pee quickly started to evaporate and turn cold - and my dry backside was no in the wet mess on the sheets soaking up exess urine. I thought what the heck, I'm already wet - the sheets need washing - I wonder if I still have to go. I relaxed and flooded the bed even more! Stupid idea! Now how was I going to get my flannel night shirt off over my head without getting my hair wet with pee? I ended up making a mad dash for the bathroom shower, and showed dressed as I was to rinse as much pee out of my nightshirt as possible before pulling it off over my head. The next couple of hours I spent cleaning up the mess - doing the wet laundry etc. This event actually happened. It was one of the most erotic things that I have experienced. It hasn't happened since - though I kind of wish it would. Started as a dream and ended up soaked.

Sadly, this story hasn't continued. It was perhaps my favorite story, but some unkind posts along the way discouraged the author from continuing. Oh well. I'd kind of like to read the conclusion if it ever gets written.

Whenever I sleep like a baby, I wake up hungry, crying, and wet.

Perhaps the sound of rain could be used as a conditioning trigger. It would have the advantage (or risk) of triggering a wetting session awake or asleep in irregular intervals. Unexpected wettings could be half the fun.

buying tampons is no problem even if you are a guy. Anyone looks at you funny say, "Hey, at least I've got a woman at home!"