lambcannon

It was merely an attempt at "humor"--which of course in the 2000s has been reduced to typing in stupid shit like LOL and ROFL etc. OVER AND OVER AGAIN.... what a waste of time trying to post anything that isn't a pc dribble event. Total pointlessness. You can now all go back to bitching about your wives, cheap leaky diapers, and a society that careth not. Yours for MORE HATE and MORE DISCONTENT, lc

Being a sheep, of course, i am offended.

puttin on a fresh one on a day like today makes me want to drive around in my diaper with the sunroof open... ya haven't lived if you haven't felt the sun and breeze on your wet crotch while exceeding the speed limit

i have been thinking for a long time that members of the padded community (that would be YOU) are dissed and categorized/stereotyped as perverts (possibly true in my case); immature; sociopathic, transvestites, peeds, etc... you guys 'know the drill.' Not for a minute would i suggest trying to change people's minds, no no--don't really care and it's way too much trouble for a lazy, incontinent gay diaper slut such as myself. What I am suggesting is, we need a new word to use to derogatorily refer to the un-padded. THEY will never get 'IT' after all, so it's high time we start denigrating them back. Any ideas? Like all good pejoratives, it should be juvenile, catchy and as vicious as possible... the clock is ticking

i have been in diapers 24/7 for over 4 years. there was an adjustment period of how to deal with it at work, but even that can be done with forethought. if i poop myself uncontrollably i usually clean up right away--other than that i have never had rash or other problems. the doctors admit they made a boo boo and i will be like this for the rest of my days. at first i was not happy--now that i've learned how it works with MY body, i am truly happy and won't go back to the toilet. we need a new word for the un-padded; what i can't communicate to them is the incredible sensation... after taking the soaking wet one you've had on for the commute/overnight, cleaning yourself up as much as works for you, then... putting on a fresh one, gently wrapping it around your junk, pulling it up t*i*g*h*t to get just the right sensation of bun-hug... and relaxing won't lie and say it's better than drugz, but its damn near as good! so in answer to your question, unequivocally YES!

i prefur to think that we furrz are all quite gai and there are just a surprising amount of them who are in denial... i mean, saving up all your money to prance around in a fursuit--that's pretty gay right there. having said that, bet a lot of people get into fantasy because their reality ain't so hot--although it is getting better by the day for teh gaiz acceptance. we'll work the furrie and diapers in slowly with finesse... our day will come!

i go thru 6-7 during an active day and they're always in a state of flux i can't really control, dry getting progressively wetter until the onesie sags just a bit too low... until that heh, tipping point however it feels quite nice as long as the winter wind isn't blasting right at your wet crotch... can't recommend this even with plastic pants

i wear diapers proudly out of need, to avoid peeing on myself. this has been going on for some time now. at first it seemed as simple as noted above, read the directions... but after various awkward maneuvers resulting in um um unfortunate accidents, came upon a better way (for me anyway, feel free to disagree) let's say you've just taken off your dripping wetsies from the nite before, and after whatever attempts at hi-jean are more than ready to get into your first dry diaper of the day in premier prep for whatever the day has in store... to me this is only surpassed by the fresh one you put on right after you get home from work... but i digress remember, if you hurry, and are like going somewhere, you are more likely to soak yourself and maybe your carseat with fresh, rapidly cooling urine seeping in deeper, deeper while you sit seething in traffic... that's clearly no good, so even if you're late for some "meeting", or "client", or some such b.s., take time to STRAP IN GOOD. Gently unravel the quality brief that is actually big enough for you, run your fingertips down the little extra ridge of polymer that's been spun to *surround your taint*. don't pull too hard, ever so softly tug at all the places where the diaper will most be needed to ensure they aren't stuck together, waistband, leg cuffs etc. This is also a good chance to coldly evaluate the diaper. Can i trust this m.f. to literally 'keep it together' for the next hour or so? Bad tapes, rips in the seams, you get the idea, save them for funtime with your lover later on. As you turn the diaper 180 degrees one last time, feel the soft edges (you did get the right diapers, didn't you) on your leghairs or other receptors, and grasp the front and back briefly as if they were on a waistbelt just to make sure you have a reasonable front-to-back fit. Then gently grasp the little baskety part of the diaper, the crotch i think its called, and softly push it down on your junk. It is important to think good thoughts at this point, and you can mold the diaper to fit you better, ensuring that regardless of your gender or junk condition *turns head and coughs*, you are maximizing the absorbency and minimizing the chance of leakage. Take this time to feel good about sealing your little package away from harm. Now pulling the front up firmly, grasp the bottom tape on your good side and pull it over, far enough to stretch the plastic a little. TIGHT. then the other side's bottom tab should be pulled again just enough to feel the tension on the diaper. Burnish it with your thumb, and repeat the process with the middle tab if you have 3. At this point do a little sissy dance, where you work your bottom around, corkscrewing your fundament clockwise, deeper into the briefs...pullin the back up over your crack, nice and high When you get to the top, remember this is your last chance to get it right so again, just the right amount of tension to gently tug at your abdomen but not so much it rips... you will know when, then gently caress your buns and groin making sure all the little pockets are gone... YOU are beautiful and deserve this modern-day sanitation convenience stretched around YOUR booty. ENJOY YOUR DAY!

hail fello babehfurrrr!

well certainly better than using it for contraception or v.d. prevention *still gonna wrap dat wrap around my face real tight no matter how many times you tell meh not toooo*whee i see little carradines all over da wall

my weeny loves marinating in its own juices all the live-long day & nite, and usually lets go as soon as i tape up as described... lordy i wish i'd been made incontinent years ago... look at all the hand-lotions that list 'urea' as an ingredient... and my thang is in a state of half-hardedness most all the time... win win win

rat now i'm wearin' a Lambi medium... its just the weh we sheeps roll

lambcannon is my fursona... i have been furry since my childhood altho there was no, heh, movement at the time... on the road for work in 89 i discovered the plush toys called lost n founds, see my picture here... i thought the lambs were the most incredibly depressing-looking toy of all time, their shtick is they 'cry...' and i do crank them up sometimes when i is depressed then i was reading Roger's Profanisaurus one day (put out by the english humor mag VIZ, not to be confused with the crappy anime book), and they defined lamb cannon as follows: "lamb cannon n. An arms development dating somewhere between the mutton musket (qv) and the bacon bazooka (qv)." See the pic attached...speaks for itself... i relate to sheeps because they suffer a great deal at the hands of creepy farmers...

i had given up furry rp but i think you've sold me on getting back into it... kyoot in the xtreem

considering the drunks i knew in college who tended to pee in the closet while totally out of it, this sounds like the right idea